wait a minute is this the person who asked if jesus was a tits or ass man
Is this post from before or after the sexual side effects
High Romance Vampire Literature Looks on Main
I’m only gonna say this because I feel it’s needed for this sort of romanticism: follow the artery with your wounds, it’s vertical and that’s what a vampiric humanoid would bite. Also, if you expect to live through it, put it on the right side so you don’t bleed out and starve the brain of blood… the left side feeds the brain.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk…
I didn’t live through it
The lord of the spider
Druid: and so, I call upon all my powers to summon all the spiders from the forest
Dm: is it a spell, an ability or what?
Druid: no, I just want to call spiders
Dm: ok, I’ll allow it, but they’ll come over time, roll a d10 for the first hoard
Druid: *rolls* 1
Dm: a little unvenomous spider climbs on your shoulder, it greets you
Druid: yay
*shows you a picture of a rat*
*shows you a picture of a rat*
*shows you a picture of a rat*
*shows you a picture of a rat*
*shows you a picture of a rat*
Wait, don’t stop, please.