*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
Holmes & Watson [x]
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
We need to have a chat with the U.S I think
If you come out of a concert looking the same way you did when you went in, you’re doing it wrong
ah shit, thats a fuckin quarter i see on the ground! this life rules.
BABIE! Silly babie. Fired for being a silly babie.
Those women are doing a public service, Chris.
Incidentally, I felt a little sorry for Jared Leto that he was cut out of ‘the best selfie ever taken’, so with a bit of Photoshop trickery, I fixed it for him.
Jared, you’re welcome.
Make room for Jesus